[Read like Seth Meyers on SNL Weekend Update]

Really Apple? Three years for cut, copy and paste? Really? A huge event to announce a feature you provided in the Newton in the 90s?  Really?

And multimedia texting? Really? Three years for something I could do on three years ago on a phone from Verizon I got for free? Really?

Really? Another $10.00 so I can use the Bluetooth adapter that’s already in my iPod Touch? Really? It’s not enough that I paid $300.00 and then .99 cents every time I want to buy a game or a song or a video, a damn 2 minute music video for $3.00?? Really?

Thanks but no thanks Apple. I think I will stick with my Windows Mobile phone and jailbreak my Touch. Really.